- No sé, Jerry… A veces me siento feo…
- ¡¿Qué?! Escúchame bien: Eres una joya. Eres precioso y te quiero.
DIOOOS QUE BUENO JAJAJAJ
(Source: shitshilarious)
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i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:
t334:
JESUS
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.
GET BACK ONTO MY BLOG
IT’S BAAAAAAAAACK.
Sweet Jesus.
OMG I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS, IT IS JUST TO AWESOME!!!!
holy shit.
Someone send help.
I can’t
Do anythingAnymore
OMG OMG OMG OMG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!!!
que wea mas hermosa!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CONCHESUMADRE HUEÓN QUE CHUCHA AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *——————————-* NO HUEÍ PO CSM D: ♥
(Source: hootingblues, via sobredosisdiaria)
¿Sabías que… Los ojales de los perros saben a bacon y por eso se lo lamen los unos a los otros?
Más que nunca la etiqueta CULIOsidades viene que ni pintá
Como se sabe que sabor tiene? Que intentaba quien lo descubrió?
(Source: did-yuo-kno)
"Acercarte a la tia mas buenorra del bar y decirle:
-Contigo no follaría en mi puta vida.
-¿Por que no?
-Bueno venga, si insistes…"
-Contigo no follaría en mi puta vida.
-¿Por que no?
-Bueno venga, si insistes…"
— (via nowherenews)
(Source: todos-locos, via nowherenews)
Your parents’ expectations of school
They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like:
(via nippleheads)
